There is nothing quite as infuriating than being outwitted by what essentially is coding encrypted onto a disc. Except for one thing, when the production is lower than the life expectancy of a bag of Doritos in the world’s fattest man’s house.

Reviews so far:

Alien: Isolation (Quick Review)

Alien Trilogy (Quick Review)

Aliens V.S Predator (2010)

Body Harvest (Quick Review)

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth (Quick Review)

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Quick Review)

Clock Tower (Quick Review)

Condemned: Criminal Origins (Quick Review)

Dark Souls III (Quick Review)

Dead Space (Quick Review)

Defence of Duke Nukem Forever

DJ Hero (Preview)

DOOM (2016) (Quick Review)

Doom 64 (Quick Review)

Eternal Darkness (Quick Review)

Fallout 3

Fallout New Vegas

Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly (Quick Review)

Five Nights at Freddy's (Quick Review)

Forbidden Siren (Quick Review)

Ghosts 'N Goblins, Ghouls 'N Ghosts & Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts (Quick Review)

Hotline Miami (Quick Review)

I Am Alive

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream (Quick Review)

Lone Survivor (Quick Review)

Metro 2033 (Quick Review)

Penumbra (Quick Review) (Guest Review)

Phantasmagoria (Quick Review)

Resident Evil REmake (Quick Review)

Resident Evil 2 (Quick Review)

Shadowman (Retrospective)

Shadow Man: 2econd Coming (Quick Review)

Silent Hill 2 (Quick Review)

Silent Hill 3 (Quick Review) (Guest Review)

Silent Hill 4 (Quick Review)

Splatterhouse 2 (Quick Review) (Guest Review)

System Shock 2 (Quick Review)

The Beatles Rockband

The Conservative Party Simulator 2015 (April Fools')

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (Quick Review)

The Thing (Quick Review)

Why I hate Black Op's Multiplayer (Video)

Wolfenstein (2009) 

Board Games

Dark World (Retrospective)